Monday.

We meet again, my old Nemesis......

The Disturbed Napper.

Does this look like the face of mercy?

Does it??

To The Makers of Noodles:

There is literally no way to eat these things gracefully.

When People Talk Behind Your Back:

What did you say?

Come here and say that!

When People 'Tactfully' Tell You To Watch Your Weight.

Because it's your body, and you rock it.

Friday.

Goodbye week- hello weekend*!

*Gesture applies equally to both.

The Chameleon.

For the days when you just can't, and even if you could, you wouldn't want to.