tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43173032641027940472024-03-05T09:14:43.129+00:00Rambo Flips The BirdA blog dedicated to the awesome attitude of my much loved (but generally antisocial) corn snake, Rambo.
In short, it's lots of snake pictures, but with little hands drawn on in MS Paint.
No, really. That's all it is.Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-30051819997997340172014-12-25T02:59:00.000+00:002014-12-25T02:59:00.035+00:00Bah! Humbug!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Season's Greetings from the world's grumpiest corn snake! Thank you for following his cranky adventures in bird flipping. </div>
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See you all in the New Year!</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-84215912528002241812014-12-14T03:06:00.004+00:002014-12-14T03:06:41.332+00:00Error 404: Willing Snake Not Found.<div style="text-align: center;">
Just a quick post to apologise for the sudden stop in pictures. Rambo is currently in blue, and for some reason he is being super reclusive and grumpy this time around. </div>
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Now, we all love Rambo <i>because </i>he is a massive grump, but I don't, won't, and never will do anything that causes him unnecessary stress, and for the last week or so that has included taking photos. He is just starting to come out of his mood today, so hopefully we'll be able to get back on track shortly!</div>
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In the meantime, we (that's me and Rambo) appreciate your patience!!</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-42109905425096654882014-12-05T20:18:00.002+00:002014-12-05T20:18:54.235+00:00Just plain rude.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Refusing to sit still for a picture is one thing. Making faces as well is just putting salt in the wound, really.Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-15897196940941202892014-12-01T14:42:00.000+00:002014-12-01T14:42:00.874+00:00To All The Grinches Out There:<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I am always fascinated by my snakes. I love watching them move around, and seeing how they bend and twist over themselves and tie themselves in knots. </div>
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Sadly, they do not always appreciate me watching them. </div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-69936792390161704352014-11-24T14:32:00.000+00:002014-11-24T14:32:00.099+00:00Home Invasion.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Somebody was not in the mood to come out of his cereal box today, so somebody else had to pick up the whole lot.</div>
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Oh, the things we do to maintain a clean vivarium...</div>
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Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-82575216511342953982014-11-21T13:48:00.000+00:002014-11-21T13:48:00.741+00:00When My Friends Spam My Facebook With Sepia-toned Arty Photos of Their Kids Then Complain About One Damn Photo of a Snake:<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-38221378099619645482014-11-17T13:45:00.000+00:002014-11-17T13:45:00.737+00:00Playtime.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Rambo did not approve of me trying to move his climbing frame so that it could be dusted this morning. </div>
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(I'm just glad that he's a corn snake and not the 18ft Reticulated Python that he thinks he is....)</div>
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I am a student, and I live in a University town, so I am very used to the presence of other students. That does not mean that I approve of being kept up all night by the sounds of drunken revelry as they wander up and down the streets, trying to locate the next open bar at 3am.</div>
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I am especially bitter about this since my degree requires 3 lectures a day and long periods on placement working 12 hour shifts, instead of the 1 lecture a week that I often hear them slurring about as they complain about having 'no time for fun.'</div>
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YOU ASSHOLES.</div>
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Heading to work is always a struggle, but never more so than on a Monday morning. Ugh.Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-65266628667166097972014-11-07T13:24:00.000+00:002014-11-07T13:24:00.451+00:00Dentistry.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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That feeling when you have a numb face and the dentist ties to talk to you anyway.</div>
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Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-43860474135477603102014-11-03T13:23:00.000+00:002014-11-03T13:23:00.187+00:00An Announcement for the New Month!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So, I would just like to start by apologising for the gap in posting, especially since it came without any explanation. We may not get much in the way of comments here, but everybody has been remarkably supportive, and for that I am grateful. Especially since this is a blog about a snake flipping people off, which isn't the kind of thing that I initially imagined would gain much of a following...<br />
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Anyway, my circumstances have changed a little of late, and I find myself with less time on my hands. This is only going to get worse as Christmas approaches, as I will be returning to my studies to finish my degree course. Because of this, I will only be updating twice a week from here on in- provided that Rambo obliges with enough pictures, of course!<br />
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Thanks again for all the support!Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-40383351131962913532014-10-31T13:17:00.001+00:002014-10-31T13:37:13.941+00:00Happy Hallowe'en!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Rambo is ready to greet the Trick or Treaters!</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-35139061363638167602014-10-19T14:02:00.000+01:002014-10-19T14:02:00.626+01:00Grounded....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-17332519748686658982014-10-17T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-17T18:00:05.262+01:00Nesting.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1mvddsP29tLxj8OpcYdm8XM60j4DIDWWjAT3N6Zr6JI3Z8Ou7gcPJBWHEnV94pVMGhbfYduXepVyudzGKUIEOz_BEm8lNvvyFCsh_WvZjUIq1DM7HDD3o5CCw8fxa1xah3t3Ks-RnZUgA/s1600/finger16.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1mvddsP29tLxj8OpcYdm8XM60j4DIDWWjAT3N6Zr6JI3Z8Ou7gcPJBWHEnV94pVMGhbfYduXepVyudzGKUIEOz_BEm8lNvvyFCsh_WvZjUIq1DM7HDD3o5CCw8fxa1xah3t3Ks-RnZUgA/s1600/finger16.JPG" height="476" width="640" /></a></div>
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This bed is comfy, and I am not getting out of it for any reason.</div>
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<i>Reason</i>.</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-69107563167598667962014-10-15T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-15T18:00:03.316+01:00Meeting New People.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEfLbtX-ldArmkM-QrhqAG8pEOBCstupAt6Yn0Z6MrNgWQ9EV0Pgp6qFTHwJEVmvFK-QuHlf9CZwmN6dmaxm0bxd_FtU1QRppvzBNx-FGZfXS-Pp5dDuH0EXgMqT3-V6oYzqyYFDIhQoTl/s1600/finger15.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEfLbtX-ldArmkM-QrhqAG8pEOBCstupAt6Yn0Z6MrNgWQ9EV0Pgp6qFTHwJEVmvFK-QuHlf9CZwmN6dmaxm0bxd_FtU1QRppvzBNx-FGZfXS-Pp5dDuH0EXgMqT3-V6oYzqyYFDIhQoTl/s1600/finger15.JPG" height="412" width="640" /></a></div>
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I'm a social person, honest.</div>
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I just hate human beings.</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-89339179393709041002014-10-13T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-13T18:00:02.716+01:00Monday.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We meet again, my old Nemesis......</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-14685359848382382682014-10-11T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-11T18:00:00.285+01:00The Disturbed Napper.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Does this look like the face of mercy?</div>
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Does it??</div>
<br />Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-16933326114324655722014-10-09T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-09T18:00:04.346+01:00To The Makers of Noodles:<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEht1RN8SO2kVneJc8KwZXfG1QSQhykvVEE0WB63s93UPLLaSurOKjeUySNV8AHXKEN1VS25m9qy65eUeGlJSoX7WxTHOzMX8-pYNf9QaKFWNjT5yF5Vn6Dnl8QhFSuEVeK2qgSEeHZTkTXu/s1600/finger12.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEht1RN8SO2kVneJc8KwZXfG1QSQhykvVEE0WB63s93UPLLaSurOKjeUySNV8AHXKEN1VS25m9qy65eUeGlJSoX7WxTHOzMX8-pYNf9QaKFWNjT5yF5Vn6Dnl8QhFSuEVeK2qgSEeHZTkTXu/s1600/finger12.jpg" height="640" width="427" /></a></div>
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There is literally no way to eat these things gracefully.</div>
<br />Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-66013200298283814382014-10-07T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-07T18:00:00.733+01:00When People Talk Behind Your Back:<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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What did you say?</div>
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Come here and say that!</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-10267135685306911502014-10-05T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-05T18:00:00.919+01:00When People 'Tactfully' Tell You To Watch Your Weight.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Because it's your body, and you rock it.</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-82679026782994657092014-10-03T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-03T18:00:03.244+01:00Friday.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Goodbye week- hello weekend*!</div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Gesture applies equally to both.</span></div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-86596585163294605902014-10-01T18:00:00.000+01:002014-10-01T18:00:03.068+01:00The Chameleon.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-6eufQw1ofblDJ2DnUk3S-tY2zMEUcRN0dUd30ozsskOw8_1hzDwO31gouDWawLXz_e6Tw0SvGguzS9wWLDjbdiMTx1oL1AMLtBE_J-V9QkvjyF3vJ8hyjvH9E8YwT1Rgmpyt0VSA_w6k/s1600/finger8.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-6eufQw1ofblDJ2DnUk3S-tY2zMEUcRN0dUd30ozsskOw8_1hzDwO31gouDWawLXz_e6Tw0SvGguzS9wWLDjbdiMTx1oL1AMLtBE_J-V9QkvjyF3vJ8hyjvH9E8YwT1Rgmpyt0VSA_w6k/s1600/finger8.JPG" height="426" width="640" /></a></div>
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For the days when you just can't, and even if you could, you wouldn't want to.</div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-37358602445175097582014-09-29T18:00:00.000+01:002014-09-29T18:00:05.117+01:00Snakes In The Mist.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This picture is a visual representation of how I felt after discovering that the lens of my camera was covered in smears. </div>
Misguidancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06024950059107599271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317303264102794047.post-72712767368160184802014-09-27T18:00:00.000+01:002014-09-27T18:00:00.601+01:00The Open Door.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey- you.</div>
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Yes you.</div>
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Sod off.</div>
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